Hello ladies, this is the page where you can learn more about my sexy self. My name is Max, however, seeing as I am charming, sexy and romantic, people often refer to me as badtongUe. I came to the Earth some years ago, and I now live in Los Angeles, California, in one great big house. At first, I thought that it was too big to photograph, but I later realized that if I moved back a bit, I could just get it in. Not only is my house huge, it is also very well and tastefully furnished and decorated. I know this, because all the sexy ladies that I bring back to it often are always complimenting me on it. Another advantage of having a big house, is having so many bedrooms to choose from, although, normally, the ladies I bring back are drooling for my body so much, that they just go for the first bedroom we get to. Other luxuries which my house boasts, are a swimming pool, golf course, ten-pin bowling alley, cinema, tennis court, sauna, spa and pool room. Are you not already jealous? As you can tell, I am very rich. This is because I have made a fortune from my music. I am one of the most successful DJs of all time. I have an excellent style, and am a marketing genius, as reflected by my endless sold-out concerts. I can also sing in many different languages, which, being of exceptional intelligence, I have self-taught myself.

In addition to being very rich and talented, as you already know, I am very sexy. I take pride in my appearance. Also, my teeth are beautiful. Very pearly white, meaning that I have an incredibly cute, sexy smile. Not to mention my eyes. People cannot resist looking into them; even men do it. I always lose at staring competitions, as the other person’s eyes become fixated on me. What else makes me so sexy? My jewellery. I have a lot of very expensive jewellery. All of the women that I see think it is so sexy (bit like me, really). I wear many gold rings. I also have a very good fashion sense. I particularly like my tiger-fur shirt. It cost me $950, which may sound expensive to you, but to me represents little more than a drop in the ocean. All my clothes are custom-made by fashion designers in Europe.  Then, there’s my moustache. The ladies find it so appealing, and they love to stroke it. Of course, that is not the only thing which they love to stroke 😉 I boast a collection of 75 gold mirrors. It is necessary to have this many, as my house is very big, and I like to be able to look in a mirror at all times. If you looked like me, would you not be the same?